Woody Allen over Relaties

I thought of that old joke, you know, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" And the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs."

Well, I guess that's pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know, they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd and ...
but, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall

God, geef mij een teken!

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
-- Woody Allen --